So this ramble will be about Taylor Swift (take a look at the title again...clever eh?), so feel free to skip this post if you are above such frivolous topics. Go ahead, I won't judge!
So this girl has definitely taken the title as America's new "sweetheart," becoming the role model that all parents could want for their teeny bopper tweens while also being the best friend for all the older teenage girls. She has become everything Miley Cyrus can never be--talented, respectable, and innocent.
...or is she?
And Jakey-poo, keep your chin up bb. Taylor Swift will just be that blurb who you, in a moment of generosity, decided to pity date. I'll still love you.
And to Taylor. Your're pretty, and you seem respectable. So why don't you date someone your own age--and maintain some privacy and dignity this time. I suggest you go back to Tay tay Lautner. I'll let you have him.