Influenza 101

I am trapped in an incubator for germs. Everybody around me has captured that dreaded cold that goes around this time of year. The roommate, my friends, my coworkers, my classmates, you name them. So how do I feel throughout all of this? I feel like I need one of these...

But really, I'm trying my hardest to stay healthy. Im kind of going crazy sanitizing everything, but it's necessary in the grand scheme of things.